Parody script writer needed

I need a writer to craft a script for a project ASAP!  My client, the leading manufacturer of outdoor power equipment, is having a company wide meeting and wants to intro their new safety video series, which I produced, via a humorous "commercial or trailer".  Their safety manager will transform into "Double G", his rap/hip hop alter ego. 

If you can write, send me your info with writing samples, along with page rate.

ed@corpvid.com